You’re someone to be laughed at, mocked, body-shamed, made fun of, disgraced and abused. You’re nothing more than useless, old and feeble. You’re an idiot, a moron, a jerk.
And to top it all off, you didn’t save enough money for your retirement!
Quick, the stock market is tanking. Aren’t you now glad you didn’t invest in Wall Street? Like E-Trade is shaming you to have done? Interest rates are rising. Which is the BEST news most retirees will love to hear!
F/U E-Trade. You’re nothing more than a ponzi scheme.